The majority of the retard wheel standing squid riders are 20 somethings on their first 600cc bike rocking a virgin stripe just as wide as their thoughts are deep. I guarantee you that the officer has more riding ability in his left nut than any of those squids will ever obtain before they hit the pavement for the… » 10/22/14 4:16pm Wednesday 4:16pm


The astronauts I heard from refereed to the ISS smell as a mix between a Russian gym and burnt curry. » 10/21/14 4:19pm Tuesday 4:19pm

God I despise those unmarked cars... "to protect and serve" what fucking car are you in because about 30 white crown vics and dodge chargers drove by and I can't tell which one to flag down for help because you're more interested in hiding in plane site so you can write me a freaking ticket for going 5… » 10/20/14 2:51pm Monday 2:51pm